Though I was thoroughly humiliated, I decided to cut myself some slack, and chalk it up to a one time fluke pregnancy induced occurrence.
Today I was, once again, getting ready to get into the shower and I felt the overwhelming urge to pee and all at once it was all over the floor.
I've determined a couple of things based on these concurrent events:
1. The baby is most likely sitting directly on my bladder and laughing at me.
2. Ari and I should be toilet trained at the same time.
3. I've just had a preview to 50 years from now when this may be a daily occurrence.
I wonder if I'll ever have my bladder control back. Should I stock up on adult diapers now?
LOL! No worries. I peed on myself all the time when I was preggers!
ReplyDeleteGood to know!
ReplyDeleteKegals!
ReplyDeleteAh yes. I gotta start doing those.
ReplyDeleteI better start working on my kegals now!! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh yes! It's never too early to start them LOL!
ReplyDeleteAt least it happened while you were in the privacy of your own bathroom AND just before a shower. It always happened to me at the worst times. One time was in line at the grocery store. I left a full cart right there in everyones way and bolted for home. I still haven't gained full control of my bladder yet. Hysterical laughter and extreme coughing are my worst enemy.
ReplyDeletethat is a pretty funny pic of you and the diaper...
ReplyDeleteHow on earth did you make that so hilarious?! I love that you take something that might be seen as embarrassing and make it so so funny. You're a great comic writer ;)
ReplyDeleteMentalMom- Oh man! If that happened to me at grocery store I would die. I pee after laughing too hard frequently.
ReplyDeleteSara- HA HA Thanks lady!
Harriet-AW!! Thank you so much, that means a lot to me!!
More kiegels maybe? :-)
ReplyDeleteAh yes, gotta get those started!
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