Saturday, August 4, 2012

Ari, You're Going To Hate Me When You're 16 But...

Me: Ari! You didn't pee in your bed last night! High five.
(We high five)
Me: You know why?
Ari: Why?
Me: Because you didn't drink a lot of water before you went to bed.
Ari: No, no. It's because I held my penis when I went to sleep.

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