Monday, October 25, 2010

Peeing on The Bathroom Floor: Slightly NSFW

I'm now six months pregnant. A couple of days ago, a humiliating thing happened to me. I was getting ready to take a shower, and I had the sudden urge to pee. Unfortunately, I couldn't make it to the toilet and I peed all over the bathroom rug. It's ironic that I have a 2 year old and I'm the one peeing on the rug.

Though I was thoroughly humiliated, I decided to cut myself some slack, and chalk it up to a one time fluke pregnancy induced occurrence.

Today I was, once again, getting ready to get into the shower and I felt the overwhelming urge to pee and all at once it was all over the floor.

I've determined a couple of things based on these concurrent events:

1. The baby is most likely sitting directly on my bladder and laughing at me.
2. Ari and I should be toilet trained at the same time.
3. I've just had a preview to 50 years from now when this may be a daily occurrence.

I wonder if I'll ever have my bladder control back. Should I stock up on adult diapers now?

12 comments:

  1. LOL! No worries. I peed on myself all the time when I was preggers!

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  2. I better start working on my kegals now!! LOL

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  3. Oh yes! It's never too early to start them LOL!

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  4. At least it happened while you were in the privacy of your own bathroom AND just before a shower. It always happened to me at the worst times. One time was in line at the grocery store. I left a full cart right there in everyones way and bolted for home. I still haven't gained full control of my bladder yet. Hysterical laughter and extreme coughing are my worst enemy.

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  5. that is a pretty funny pic of you and the diaper...

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  6. How on earth did you make that so hilarious?! I love that you take something that might be seen as embarrassing and make it so so funny. You're a great comic writer ;)

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  7. MentalMom- Oh man! If that happened to me at grocery store I would die. I pee after laughing too hard frequently.

    Sara- HA HA Thanks lady!

    Harriet-AW!! Thank you so much, that means a lot to me!!

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